Meat Shower

Meat Shower is a song from the episode Shooting Stars. Leona sings a song about all types of meat in a shower.

Lyrics[]

Leona: It's not the kind of shower that'll get you wet.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Instead you'll get a hot dog or a veal croquette.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Look, here comes a mutton chop with lots of gravy smeared on top.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo: It's a meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Scaloppini and salted pork.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Ditch that raincoat,

All: Go and get your fork.

Leona: It's not the kind of shower that'll soak you through.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Instead you'll get a brisket or some hash or stew.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel: Meat loaf and liver and bacon, too. Raining down on me and you.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel: Shanks and cutlets, joints and ribs.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel: Lose those ponchos, go and get your bibs.

Cleo: Mmm... burgers. Look, here comes a stack.

Lionel: There's the biggest steak I ever saw.

Leona: Lamb chops, wow! Here comes a rack.

Theo: You can eat them cooked or raw.

All: Meat shower, meat shower.

Cleo: Be careful not to overeat.

All: Meat shower, meat shower. No, nothing else can top a shower of meat. Meat shower!