The camera zooms in on the refrigerator[]
Title Cards[]
Sam Spud and his partner name Precious[]
Segments and Other Characters[]
Cool as a Cucumber (Version 1)
The tub of lard (Version 1)
A Couple of Really Bad Eggs (Version 1)
Raw Hamburger (Version 1)
Cool as a Cucumber (Version 2)
A Terrible Pickle with a Zipper on It (Version 1)
A Real Jam (Version 1)
A Real Ham and Her Name was Honey Glaze
A Terrible Pickle with a Zipper on It (Version 2)
A Real Tomato (Version 1)
Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective with Lionel Lion
Raw Hamburger (Version 2)
Orange (Version 1)
Orange (Version 2)
A Real Jam (Version 2)
A Real Lemon Holding a Box of Cookies
A Real Tomato (Version 2)
A Real Tomato (Version 3)
Nutty as a Fruitcake
French Fry
The tub of lard
A Couple of Really Bad Eggs (Version 2)
Slippery as an Eel
A Real Jam (Version 3)
Orange (Version 3)
Orange (Version 4)
A neon sign that blinks the words and opposites[]
loose bulb
endless endless
bright and dark
flicker flicker
the fritz
crackle crackle
on and off
flash flash
buzz buzz
creak creak
zap zap
eek eek
Correct Words and Names[]
eggs
pickle
jam
Banana
kid
masher in the neighborhood
eel
Incorrect Words and Names[]
iggs
pockle
jim
Binini
kud
neighbor in the masherhood
owl
Choose a Word and Name[]
cowl or cool
Humbarger or Hamburger
Same or Sam
knuck or knock
pooch or peach
Girl or Boy Watching on Television[]
"Mom, there's that talking potato with no mouth again. This incessant word play's making me queasy."
"Mom! There's a talking potato, with a hat on, and no mouth!" (Version 1)
"Mom! There's a talking potato, with a hat on, and no mouth!" (Version 2)
"Mom! There's a talking potato on a stick… with a hat on, and no mouth!" (Version 1)
"Mom! There's a talking potato on a stick… with a hat on, and no mouth!" (Version 2)
"Mom! There's a potato talking to a dumb-looking pickle with a zipper on it!"
"Mom! There's a talking potato… with a hat on, and no mouth!"
"Mom, there's a talking potato with no mouth… and a talking jam jar! What's going on?" (Version 1)
"Mom, there's a talking potato with no mouth… and a talking jam jar! What's going on?" (Version 2)
"Mom, there's a talking potato, and he's got no mouth, and he's doing knock-knock jokes!" (Version 1)
"Mom, there's a talking potato, and he's got no mouth, and he's doing knock-knock jokes!" (Version 2)
"Mom, there's a statue with a duck coming out of the top of his head!"
"Mom, there's a talking potato on a stick, with a hat on, and no mouth!"
"Mom, there's that talking potato with no mouth again. This incessant word play's making me queasy."
Kid's mother (off-screen)[]
"It's educational television, dear! Remember, sometimes things that are good for us are hard to swallow!"
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It must be good for you." (Version 1)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It must be good for you." (Version 2)
"That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school… somehow."
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you. And you shouldn't say "dumb". It's not nice."
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you." (Version 1)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you." (Version 2)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you." (Version 3)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you." (Version 4)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It must be good for you." (Version 1)
"Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It must be good for you." (Version 2)
"That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school, somehow." (Version 1)
"That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school, somehow." (Version 2)
"Why a duck?"
"That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school, somehow." (Version 3)
"That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school, somehow."