Segments Flying Around

Segments Flying Around is a mixed segments that shows clips of various past and future segments fly around the library during the virus in The Good Seed.

Plot
When Lionel sees an email, he opens it against Click's wishes, and finds it contains a virus (that looks like a bee), causing Click to malfunction, acting like she is having a seizure. Then the rest of the library computers become infected, while clips of various past and future segments fly around the library. Lionel Lion sadly sings "I'm Not Gonna Be a Librarian" because of what he has done.

The hee-hee bee is still driving everything and everyone and their computers insane with the virus. Lionel uses an anti-virus software to scan and stop the virus. He succeeds in doing so, and the computer restores the database.

Transcript
Lionel: Hey, Click! There's some e-mail coming in. Freebee, freebee. What's a freebee?

Click: I believe it is something that is free.

Lionel: Cool! Let's open it.

Click: Lionel, that may not be a good idea. Some e-mails can contain viruses that interfere with my central processing unit's operation.

Lionel: Oh, I'm sure it's okay.

Click: Request denied.

Lionel: Going into manual.

Click: Uh-oh. Big mistake!

Bee: Congratulations! You have just received a free bee and you have been stung.

(The bee stings and laughs evilly)

Click: Told you so.

Lionel: We've just been stung!

Click: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...

(The bee laughs evilly with the word "hee" around the screen)

Click: You have opened up e-mail that contained a computer virus, and it is making me sick and all the other computers sick.

(laughs echoing over and over)

Monkey #1: Get away, get away! Get away from me!

(continues laughs echoing over and over)

Lionel: Oh, no! What do we do now?!

Click: Leave them alone, they'll come home like...

Boy: I see a wolf!

Lionel: What?!

Pecos Bill: Howdy, partner!

(The segments fly with Dance in Smarty Pants!, The Adventures of Cliff Hanger, with audio of him saying "Banana..." from Cliff Hanger and the Big Ape and the Banana Drop and one of the bubbles pointing to a certain object appearing, pointing to the hees and reading "hee")

Cliff Hanger: Banana...

(Gawain's Word theme play in audio)

Lionel: Click, what are you doing?

Click: (buzzing crazily)

(More segments flying around are Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective, Teatro Hugo & Ines, Swami Marmy, and the hand that grabs letters)

Sam Spud: The name's "Spud".

(The What's Cooking? and Swami Marmy themes play in audio)

Click: (more buzzing crazily)

Lionel: Click! Cli...ck!! Oh, no!

Click: I am a Version 9000 computer mouse. (Click's voice slows to a stop)

(More "hee"'s come up around when songs mixed in jumbled audio)

Monkey #2: Hey!

(Double E, EE song plays in audio)

Fonix: Double E, double E, double E...

Monkey #3: Hey!

Fonix: How I love double E!

Lionel: Oh, man!

(Dance in Smarty Pants! plays in audio)

Arty Smartypants (in audio): Listen up, you guys and gals, Go and round up all your pals, Gonna teach you a brand-new dance.

Lionel: (singing) I'm not gonna be a librarian

Arty Smartypants (in audio): You can do it with your mother, You can do it with your brother, Your uncles or your aunts...

Lionel: (singing) Someday, someday

Arty Smartypants (in audio): You can do it with your mother, You can do it with your brother, Your uncles or your aunts...

Lionel: (singing) Lionel, the librarian

Arty Smartypants (in audio): ...do it with your brother, Your uncles or your aunts.

Lionel: (singing) ''No way, no way. Oh, no! Aaahhh...!''

Arty Smartypants (in audio): Yeah, it's very very...

(commotion continues inside)

(Later...)

Monkey #4: Hey!

(Even more segments flying around)

SFX: (patrons talking, laughing, muttering, shouting) (electronic crackling)

Lionel: Snap out of it! You've got to help me fix this!

Click: Load...

Lionel: Load what?

Click: An-ti Vi-rus software.

Lionel: Oh... anti-virus software. Yes! A program to knock out that virus. Ah!

(Lionel holds Click tight, and he scans for virus to stop the segments flying around during the computer virus getting sick)

Lionel: Oh, this had better work! Come on, load, already! Scanning for virus... Scan! Scan! Virus found! Yes, yes! (Virus deletes to stop the segments flying around and stop getting the computers sick) Ooh, virus deleted. Yeah, yeah! Restoring library database. Restoring personal correspondence files. Restoring New Year's Eve pictures of Theo with a lampshade on his... The...whoa! Come on, come on! Hmm!

Trivia

 * Pecos Bill's voice is much higher pitched than in Pecos Bill Cleans Up the West.
 * The characters who come out of the books are all the animated and/or non-human characters who came out of books in Season 1; Pecos Bill from Pecos Bill Cleans Up the West (with his song playing as he comes out of the book), Larry the Lost Rock from The Lost Rock, the titular character from The Boy Who Cried Wolf (singing I See a Wolf, with the female backing singers heard as he comes out of the book), Anne Bonney from To the Ship! To the Ship! (with It's Great to Be a Pirate playing, though not when she is seen nor is it sung by her, instead playing in the background with the jumbled audio), The Ram from The Ram in the Pepper Patch and the jazzy shoes from Be Bop (with their jazz music, also played in the background amongst the jumbled audio). The duck from The Lucky Duck is the only one to not come out of his book. The Giants members from Giants and Cubs and The hiccup monster from Pandora's Box don't count, as the former two were from a newspaper and it was obviously recycled and the latter came out of an object taken out of a book. Unsure if Steve the Bowling Ball from The Lost Rock counts because he was minor character in that episode and we didn’t see which book he came from.
 * The segments that fly around during the virus are Fred Says, Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective, Vowel Boot Camp, The Adventures of Cliff Hanger (with audio of him saying "Banana..." from Cliff Hanger and the Big Ape and the Banana Drop and him dressed with a floaty from Cliff Hanger and the Rain and one of the bubbles pointing to a certain object appearing, pointing to the hees and reading "hee"), Gawain's Word (with audio of the segment's intro music), Teatro Hugo & Ines, Swami Marmy, The Word Doctor with Dr. Ruth Wordheimer, Dance in Smarty Pants!, Heath the Thesaurus' introductions for the Replaced Letter Songs and Tongue Twisters, the shark from the Sea Word Morph segments (who also appears in the Fred Says and Gawain's Word Segments and one library scene in Shooting Stars) and the hand that grabs letters. The themes for Arty Smartypants and What's Cooking? with Theo and Cleo are also heard amongst the jumbled audio. Also audible is Peter Linz reciting a line from The Wizard of Oz, a line from John F. Kennedy's inaugural address, and a line from the Gettysburg Address.
 * When Lionel walks away after failing to get a malfunctioning Click's attention, Click begins to say, "I am a Version 9000 computer mouse." before her voice slows down due to her malfunctioning, an apparent reference to HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey while another shows someone else saying "I'm afraid I can't do that", one of HAL's most famous quotes.

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