Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective: Inside the Office

Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective: Inside the Office is a segment that appears in some episodes.

Segments

 * Cool as a Cucumber [cowl or cool]
 * A Couple of Really Bad Eggs [not really bad iggs]
 * Raw Hamburger [Humbarger or Hamburger]
 * A Terrible Pickle with a Zipper on It [pickle, not pockle]
 * A Real Jam [not real jim]
 * A Real Ham and Her Name was Honey Glaze [Same Spud or Same Spud]
 * A Real Tomato [knuck at my door or knock at my door]
 * Orange [Banana, not Binini]
 * A Real Lemon Holding a Box of Cookies [the kid walked in, not the kud walked in]

Correct Words and Names

 * eggs
 * pickle
 * jam
 * Banana
 * kid

Incorrect Words and Names

 * iggs [only a false word]
 * pockle [only a false word]
 * jim [only a false word]
 * Binini [only a false word]
 * kud [only a false word]

Choose a Word and Name

 * cowl or cool
 * Humbarger or Hamburger
 * Same or Sam
 * knuck or knock

Appearances

 * 1) The Lost Rock
 * 2) Farmer Ken's Puzzle
 * 3) Shooting Stars
 * 4) Touching the Moon
 * 5) The Boy Who Cried Wolf
 * 6) To the Ship! To the Ship!
 * 7) The Chap with Caps
 * 8) Lionel's Great Escape Trick
 * 9) Hug, Hug, Hug!
 * 10) The Ram in the Pepper Patch
 * 11) The Old Man
 * 12) A King and His Hawk
 * 13) The Roar That Makes Them Run
 * 14) The Fox and the Crow
 * 15) Be Bop
 * 16) Quest, Quest, Quest!
 * 17) It's Red! It's Green!/Joseph Had a Little Overcoat
 * 18) The Three Legged Pot/When Jabo Jammed
 * 19) Stone Soup / Bee-Bim Bop!

Dialogue variations (Kids)

 * Girl: "Mom, there's that talking potato with no mouth again. This incessant word play's making me queasy.", from The Lost Rock and Be Bop.
 * Girl: "Mom! There's a talking potato with a hat on, and no mouth!", from Farmer Ken's Puzzle, Touching the Moon and Hug, Hug, Hug!.
 * Girl: "Mom! There's a talking potato on a stick... with a hat on, and no mouth!", from Shooting Stars and The Ram in the Pepper Patch.
 * Girl: "Mom! There's a potato talking to a dumb-looking pickle with a zipper on it!", from The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
 * Girl: "Mom! There's a talking potato... with a hat on, and no mouth!", from The Roar That Makes Them Run.
 * Boy: "Mom, there's a talking potato with no mouth... and a talking jam jar! What's going on?", from To the Ship! To the Ship! and A King and His Hawk.
 * Boy: "Mom, there's a talking potato, and he's got no mouth, and he's doing knock-knock jokes!", from The Chap with Caps and The Old Man. This boy also makes a brief appearance in The Lucky Duck.
 * Boy: "Mom, there's a talking potato on a stick with a hat on, and no mouth!", from The Fox and the Crow.

Dialogue variations (Kid's mothers)

 * "It's educational television, dear! Remember, sometimes things that are good for us are hard to swallow!", from The Lost Rock.
 * "Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It must be good for you.", from Farmer Ken's Puzzle, Shooting Stars, To the Ship! To the Ship!, and A King and His Hawk.
 * "That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school... somehow.", from Touching the Moon.
 * "Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you. And you shouldn't say "dumb". It's not nice.", from The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
 * "That's okay, dear. It's educational television. I'm sure it will help you in school, somehow.", from The Chap with Caps, The Old Man, The Fox and the Crow, and Be Bop.
 * "Don't worry, sweetie. It's educational television. It's good for you.", from Hug, Hug, Hug!, The Ram in the Pepper Patch, and The Roar That Makes Them Run.

List of Food Items

 * spud or potato 🥔
 * cucumber 🥒
 * eggs 🥚🥚
 * hamburger 🍔
 * pickle Pickle.jpg
 * jam Raspberry jam.png
 * ham Canned ham.jpg
 * honey 🍯
 * tomato 🍅
 * orange 🍊
 * lemon 🍋

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