The Great Smartini

The Great Smartini is a recurring sketch on Between the Lions.

Premise
Arty Smartypants performs a magic act with his smarty pants.

Words

 * popping popcorn (The Lost Rock, The Popcorn Popper, Be Bop)
 * ten red-vested hens (The Hopping Hen, Red Hat, Green Hat)
 * muddy bunny (Fuzzy Wuzzy, Wuzzy?, Hug, Hug, Hug!)
 * chicken in a wig doing a jig (Lionel's Great Escape Trick, Something Fishy)
 * kitten mittens (Icarus's Wings)
 * oodles of noodles (Zoop! Zoop!, Why the Baboon's Balloon Went Ka-boom!)
 * beeping sheep (What Parakeets Need)

Compound Words

 * pot, flower, flowerpot (Out in Outer Space)
 * boat, house, houseboat (Two Coats, One Goat and One Boat, Three Goats, No Waiting, Castles, Caves, and Honeycombs/My House)
 * fish, star, starfish (Art Party)
 * cake, cup, cupcake (Grow, Mane, Grow!)

Words by The Great Smartini and Remarkable Smarty Marty Smartini

 * incredible/pip/hip-hip-hooray/kitten (x2) - kitten mittens
 * goofy/cool/groovy/too/hoot/whoop-de-doodle - oodles of noodles
 * greet/sweet/see/beep (x3)/whoop-de-dee/beep (again) (x6) - beeping sheep
 * bow/pants-powered/Wow!/Wowie kazowie! - pot, flower, flowerpot
 * loud/outstanding/trouse-defying/float my boat/proud - boat, house, houseboat
 * guitar/dish/Remarkable Smarty Marty Smartini/card/marvelous/hardy-har-har - fish, star, starfish
 * graceful/name/utterly amazing/much/much, much, much/munch, munch, munch - cake, cup, cupcake

Announcer Bunny Gag

 * Announcer Bunny: (Hey, now! Hey, wow!) (Once again), It's Magic Time with the Great Smartini! (Seasons 1-4)
 * Announcer Bunny: Wake up! It's Magic Time with the Great Smaaaartini! (Grow, Mane, Grow!)

Arty Thanks to Announcer Bunny

 * Arty: (Oh), hey, (wow), thank you (very much), (a little air guitar), (very) cute (goofy) (and funny) little (loud) Announcer Bunny, hey (He's so cute). (Seasons 1-4)

Introductions

 * Announcer Bunny: And this is his/his beautiful assistant, the remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smaaartini! (Season 1)
 * Arty: Hello! It is I..../I am the Great Smartini! (Season 1)
 * Marmy: And I'm his Marmy. Remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini. (Season 1)
 * Arty: And now, everyone, please help me welcome my incredible Marmy. The remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (Icarus's Wings)


 * Arty: And now, how about a big round of applause for my cool and groovy Marmy? The remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (Zoop! Zoop!, Why the Baboon's Balloon Went Ka-boom!)


 * Arty: And now, everyone, please help me greet the remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (What Parakeets Need)
 * Arty: And here's the remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! Hey, take a bow, Marmy. (Out in Outer Space)
 * Arty: And now, please welcome to the outstanding and remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (Two Coats, One Goat and One Boat, Three Goats No Waiting and Castles, Caves, and Honeycombs/My House)
 * Arty: And now, a real dish, the remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (Art Party)
 * Arty: And now, here is the graceful and remarkable Smarmy Marmy Smartini! (Grow, Mane, Grow!)

Say a Magic Word and Do a Magic Dance Gag

 * Arty: And now, I will say a magic word, and do a magic dance. (Seasons 1-4)

Arty's Magic Words Gag

 * Obrocadobra
 * Ebrecadebra
 * Ubrucadubra
 * Ibricadibra
 * Ibracadibra
 * Oobracadoobra
 * Eebracadeebra
 * Owbracadobra
 * Oubracadoabra
 * Arbracadibra
 * Ubracadabera

Arty's Magic Words
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