The Clobbered Song

The Clobbered Song is a song from Giants and Cubs. Leona asks what the word "Clobbered" means, and Heath the Thesaurus shows her the video.

Lyrics
When you bonk something, conk something, give something a clout, it's been clobbered!

When you bash something, smash something, knock it all about, it's been clobbered!

When you belt something, pelt something, club it with a bat,

Bump something, thump something, pound it 'till it's flat,

There's a simple word that tells you where it's at, the word is clobbered!

Yeah, clobbered!

You can whack something, crack something, break it right in two

Bop something, whop it 'till there's nothing left but goo

There's a simple word that tells you what was done to it

"Clobbered" is the word, but you already knew it (We already knew it)

When you punch something, crunch something, give something a beating, it's been clobbered! (Clobbered)

When you slap something, rap something, folks it's worth repeating, it's been clobbered! (Yeah, clobbered)

Yeah, when you bang something, clang something, kick it down the hall,

Ram or wham or slam it, smack it up against the wall

Club it or you drub it 'till there's nothing left at all, it's been clobbered!

Yeah, clobbered!

It's been clobbered!

Clobbered!