Wheaty, Wheaty, Wheaty!, Meaty, Meaty, Meaty!

'''Wheaty, Wheaty, Wheaty!, Meaty, Meaty, Meaty! '''is a song about wheaty meat treats performed by Fred Newman in Treats!.

Lyrics
Male Singer:

Wheaty, wheaty, wheaty!

Female Singers:

Wheaty, wheaty, wheaty!

Male Singer:

Meaty, meaty, meaty!

Female Singers:

Meaty, meaty, meaty!

Male Singer:

Wheaty, wheaty, wheaty!

Female Singers:

Wheaty, wheaty, wheaty!

Male Singer:

Meaty, meaty, meaty!

Female Singers:

Meaty, meaty, meaty!

Male Singer:

Don't even have to heat 'em!

Just pick 'em up and eat 'em!

You'll love Dean Fleadle's Wheaty Meat Treats!

Announcer: Caution to those wheat allergies. Caution to those meat allergies. Wheaty Meat Treats may be heated. Dean Fleadle's Wheaty Meat Treats is not responsible for injury sustained while heating Wheaty Meat Treats or while eating heated Wheaty Meat Treats. Do not insert Wheaty Meat Treats in nose or ears. The insertion of Wheaty Meat Treats in nose may obstruct breathing. The insertion of Wheaty Meat Treats in ears may result in hearing loss. Be aware that beating oneself repeatedly with Wheaty Meat Treats may bring on muscle weakness. And please be neat when enjoying Dean Fleadle's Wheaty Meat Treats.

Male Singer:

You'll love Dean Fleadle's Wheaty Meat Treats!